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Morbid flea markets and bone collectors are more popular than ever so if the person you’re buying for is fascinated by taxidermy and death, buy them a heart. Thinking aboutHuman Centipede doesn’t especially make me thirsty, but if your friend is really into horror movies, they might love this Human Centipede Tumbler. If you have a friend who loves Nick Cage, or just appreciates his weird energy, then this throw pillow will be perfectly at home on their couch while they watch Face Off. The pillow is available in a variety of sizes to suit your budget.
The man who gave us stories like “The Call of Cthulhu” and “The Dunwich Horror” has a cult following today, even though he died in 1937. This Cat Butt Tissue Dispenser is sure to get a big reaction when they unwrap it. The molded resin tabby fits over a standard cube-shaped tissue box, set on its side, and then you pull the tissues out of the cat’s butt–of course. All of Lone Star Art’s prints are made in Texas so you’re supporting an American small business with your purchase. The print is 11-by-14 inches and comes unframed. For the friend who loves festivals or simply staying home, getting a little altered, and theorizing about the universe, there’s this “Humans Aren’t Real” T-Shirt.
Gothic Skull Pencil Case. Perfect gift idea for Goths and lovers of the macabre.
It even has a nose guard area printed to look like a cat nose complete with whiskers. Weirdos like us often need some space from the norms outside and this is the perfect mug for the weirdo in your life. The design is on both sides and the mug is both dishwasher and microwave safe. These “killer plants” are the perfect gift for someone with a dark worldview, or for anyone who just wants a natural way to get rid of pests in their home. When it comes to weird stories, Lovecraft is king.
We all have that friend or family member who isn't interested in a flower-scented candle, football jersey, lotion set, or other "normal" gifts. If they enjoy unique garden gnomes or statues, you can’t get much more unexpected than this Banana Duck. Some artist decided, “Yes,” and now we have this iconic garden statue. It’s available in large (22.5 inches tall) and small (5.5 inches tall).
I Will Bury You Mortician T-Shirt
You could serve spaghetti with spaghetti. Keeping your house plants in a regular human skull? I bet your weird friend would much prefer to keep their succulents in this Double Skull Planter. It’s two skulls, two individual eyes, one shared eye, and one shared planting space.
The Necronomnomnom is a book every gamer, geek, and horror-movie-buff needs in their life. It’s a cookbook base off and written in the style of the works of H.P. These Silicone Pot Holders look just like Farfallone. This adorable Ravioli Spoon Restlooks like a plump little ravioli with an indentation in the center to contain the spoon and any dripping. Lastly, there’s a Pasta Serving Fork that looks like it’s made of spaghetti.
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These Prank Gift Boxes are the best of both worlds. Prank Pack has a whole range of hilarious packaging for fake products that you can fill with your real gift. You can make your friends’ eyes go wide with panic but still get them what they want. Macabre Mercantile is a purveyor of the decadent and chic where gothic style meets classy horror. Perfect gift idea for Goths and lovers of the macabre. “People are dying to work with me.” This is quite literally true.
Find more macabre mortician t-shirt gift ideas at The 11 Best Funeral Director T-Shirts. Whether you’re looking to fill someone’s holiday stocking, or to just find a little something to give as a token of the season… there is always a need for the “small” gift. Unfortunately, those can be hard to find or think of. If you watch TV this time of year, you’d think everyone was getting a car or a new TV!
The volume is adjustable and there are three different octave settings to choose from. If they’re femme, but like serial killer stan femme, they might enjoy this Movie Killers Charm Bracelet by BlingSoul. It has 11 murderous charms from the most famous horror classics of all time including Jason, Pennywise, Freddy, and Jigsaw as well as some of their weapons of choice. The charms are offset by 11 drops of blood–I mean red beads.
You're set for email updates from CafePress. Check your Inbox for exclusive savings and the latest scoop. In the spirit of giving, perhaps you might want to purchase something that will benefit a non-profit. A skull at the Mutter Museum in Philadelphia won’t be yours to take home, but by sponsoring a skull, you’ll help preserve the museum’s collection.
This Monkey Pendant Lamp will add a lot of character to any space and I can safely say “monkey chandelier” was not on their list of gifts they were expecting. Made by the famous Lester’s Fixins, you’ll have loads of fun watching your friend try these weird drinks. For the person who loves funky earrings, check out this set of Electrical Outlet Earrings made by an artist in Colorado. Created in Japan, the Otamatone is a unique and fun synthesizer instrument toy for kids of all ages. To get a little more serious, the synthesizer is highly sensitive and capable of both making silly sounds and crafting masterful and recognizable music.
It just tastes like regular mineral water. This is a great gift for someone who likes to dress in all black, or for anyone who is trying to eat healthy. The decal is 28 inches by 28 inches and is printed with quality, archival inks. If garden gnomes are too normal for your friend, get them this resin statue of a Cat Eating Lawn Gnomes. If they’re obsessed with their cat, they’ll get a good laugh out of this Cat Tongue Brush. This BPA-free plastic brush fits into your mouth so you can groom your cat the way another cat would.
I love how the cat is positioned to really offer you its behind. It’s hard to stay mad or sad when your tissue box looks like this. You can also get this tissue dispenser as a black and white tuxedo cat. We focus on purses and accessories, fine jewelry, home decor with a gothic flair, and unique artisanal offerings. With our products, you won't have to worry about being mistaken for someone from a slasher flick but you might just end up as the most stylish vampire, Goth or rocker in the room. This skeleton model is five-feet-six-inches, that’s six inches taller than me, and has 206 realistic bones.
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